Let The Sunshine In
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Marshall: Look what I have confiscated from some kids.
Ted: That is a fat sandwich!
Marshall: I know, right? [passes the “sandwich” to Lily] Chew, chew, chew, chew, swallow!
Lily: Sandwiches are strong these days!
Ted: I can’t believe I used to be able to eat a whole sandwich by myself. Now it’s like two bites and I am done!
Marshall: Baby, can we grow sandwiches behind the garage?
Lily: Dude, we’re forty-two.
Ted: [laughing hysterically] Where’s my wife?!How I Met Your Mother 3.05 - “How I Met Everyone Else”
(via loveyourcrookedneighbor)
